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Except one day grandma comes home from work and she walks into her house and finds my father's new wife in bed with my grandfather. So grandpa was fuckin my dad's wife. This made the whole family fucking explode for 55-60+ years. My grandma divorced grandpa. My father divorced his first wife. Back in WW2, she had to work with all the men away fighting. So when the men came back, she still worked. She married my grandfather(who I'm named after), they had my father(who I'm named after, too. Technically, I'm the 5th) and a couple more children. Grams still worked. Everybody worked. Buy it:  Funny Kevin Home Alone Ugly Christmas Shirt

Oh boy. This is a story that involves generations of a family. My entire life, there's been these little rifts between various family members and groups of the family. As a kid, it never fully comes together, but I finally pieced it all together and the story fits perfectly here.So the year is like 1958-1960 and my father has a new wife. He's working two jobs and he buys two houses to fix up. One house near one job, another house near the second job. He fixes one room, lives in that one room, fixes the rest of the house. He's working frantically to provide for his new family, new baby and wife. Fix them up a house. Buy it:  Happy Ho Ho Ho Homo Happy Holigays Ugly Christmas Shirt

I was depressed because of all the debt, she said I didn’t communicate enough with her. After about 5 months we were sleeping in separate rooms and she was looking at other apartments. She finally moved out after 1 year and 5 months of marriage. Come to find out she was sleeping with other guys in that last month before she moved out. But at this point it doesn’t even matter. Buy it:  Pretty Im Claustrophobic Darren Ugly Christmas Shirt

A month later i had to leave for work for 5 months to another state. We only got to see each other once. About halfway through. Once I get back, she was in the process of looking for a new job and still doing school full time. And I also was working full time and attempting to start school full time as well. On top of some major house problems that caused us to not have heat for two months of the winter. During that time our dog got sick costing us another 6k in credit card debt. Buy it:  Top Love Grinch #KinderTeacher Christmas Shirt

So after our initial first year of marriage, half of which I was gone for, and the other half spent building about 20k of debt, we really weren’t in a happy marriage. I spent most of my time making sure we were sticking to our budget to make sure we were debt free by the end of the year. This forced us to get a roommate. Which just caused more stress. Marriage counseling didn’t help because we had a terrible counselor we should have never gone back to after the first appt.  Buy it:  Hot What Up Grinches Shirt

After we finally got into the house my wife decided she really needed liposuction. (She weighed 125 at 5’2). I couldn’t convince her that she was beautiful and didn’t need it. But she started to despise me saying I just wasn’t a supporting husband. And that she was going to do it regardless. So that put us 10k in debt since she had to put it on credit cards. On top of the 6k of credit card debt due to our dog having some major surgeries. Buy it:  Top Quarantine Christmas 2020 Dabbing Santa Mask Elf Mask T-Shirt